Sunday's Super Bowl was the most watched telecast in history.
- Second only to one of the times I hosted, “Bill Kennedy at the Movies” on WKBD Channel 50 on Sunday afternoon in the ‘70’s while Bill was on his Honeymoon! (My ver special “In studio” guest that day was Mr. Belvedere!!)
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A study by McAfee found that 45% of Men said they planned on using an Artificial Intelligence program to write a love note or poem for their Valentine. I asked an AI program to write a love poem from Bill to Hillary Clinton… Here’s what I got:
Roses are Red,
Monica’s Dress was Blue…
We’ve been married for Years,
But I’ve never had sex with You!
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According to new research, Apes have a sense of humor just like humans.
- Well you know what they say… Monkey see, Monkey do.
- And if you don’t believe it just go to the zoo and check out all the Apes on their phones watching funny Human videos on Youtube.
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A new study says the biggest mistake people make when trying to lose weight is checking the scale after making even the smallest of changes.
- For instance… taking off your clothes. And your glasses. And your watch…
- Oh admit it… We’ve all done it. I knew a woman who got a haircut once just so she could weigh less.
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To keep up with the war effort in Ukraine, European Leaders have joined forces to build a new ammunition factory in Northern Germany.
- They were going to set up show at an old IKEA factory in Sweden, but nobody was enthused about the idea of missiles and bombs that you have to assemble by yourself.
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A door fell off a small plane as it flew over a small town near Buffalo on Monday evening.
- It was scary to have another plane fall apart, but to be honest… the people in Buffalo were just happy to have something falling from the sky that wasn’t SNOW.
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A recent study finds that 45% of couples argue about money.
- The other 55% USED to argue about money… and then they got divorced.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick