It’s President’s Day… The day Americans honor the 46 Men who have served as President of the United States of America.

- It’s also “National Prevent Plagiarism Day”… or as it’s known now “Don’t Send Your Kid To Harvard Day.”

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Former President Trump is getting mixed reviews for the “Trump Sneakers” he debuted over the weekend… The shoes… which sell for $399 a pair… sold out in less than an hour.

- Not to be outdone, the White House is releasing their own line of shoes… “Air Bidens” by No Balance.

- Mike Lindell has even offered to make a special pair of “My Trippers”… just for Joe to wear when he’s walking up the steps to Air Force One.

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Veterinarians are learning more about how test the eyesight of dogs -- by having them watch television.

- Early results indicate Dogs pant and wag there tails when they see “friendly” images on the screen like “Lassie” or “Rin Tin Tin” but snarl and bark aggressively when exposed to “unfriendly” images - for example - an episode of “The View”.

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Over the weekend, hundreds of women In a coastal town in Japan lifted their skirts & flashed the ocean at an annual ceremony designed to attract fish and ensure a bountiful fishing season.

- All my dad did was take me to the Bait and Tackle shop… No wonder I never got into fishing.

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The Daytona 500 finally gets underway at 4pm this afternoon… after being delayed because of rain on Sunday.

- Dissappointed fans who wanted to watch the same cars go around and around in a circle for hours on end were forced to any of the Roundabouts located in Metro Detroit.

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Police in California are on the lookout for a woman who was caught on a surveillance camera stealing almost $2,000 worth of chewing gum from a convenience store and is currently on the lam.

- Cops say she probably won’t face jail time… but will get a good chewing out.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick