It’s Leap Day! February 29th… The “Bonus Day” we get once every 4 years. According to NASA, Earth actually takes 365 days, 5 hours, 48 minutes and 46 seconds to complete an orbit around the Sun. Over 4 years… that time adds up to an extra day. There are many ways to approach this… You can take a Leap of Faith… Make a Giant Leap Forward… But most importantly… Don’t Forget To Look Before You Leap!
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A new study found that despite most people thinking of psychopaths as Men, FEMALE psychopaths are surprisingly common. And they say the signs to look out for are: insincerity, deceitfulness, antagonism, lack of empathy and no emotional depth.
- The study also found the female psychopaths tend to hang out together in groups… by watching “The View”.
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President Biden had his annual Physical at Walter Reed Medical Center yesterday and… Surprise! Surprise! his doctor says he’s a “Robust 81 year old” who’s healthy and fully capable of carrying out the duties of Commander in Chief.
- Word is Joe did so well at the appointment, he got TWO Dum-Dums and a Superman Sticker on his way out of his Pediatricians office.
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Cops had to be called after a man in Key Largo showed up at his sisters wedding… then verbally and physically assaulted her & several of her guests while out on the dance floor.
- Maybe he was just trying to be a “Macho, Macho Man!” and it got out of hand?? Those Village People songs can really get the crowd worked up!
- My Dad… who was in his late 90’s by the time my youngest daughter, Julie, got married… used to do the “Y.M.C.A.” like a madman! Of course he didn’t always get the letters out right… It looked more like he was spelling out “A.A.R.P.” but he had a helluva time!
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An Oregon woman earned a Guinness World Record for her unusually sized tongue, which has a circumference of 5.21 inches.
- This story reminded me of a joke I heard once… I just can’t remember who told it. He was talking about eating at a Deli in New York with a friend who tried to get him to order a Tongue Sandwich. He refused. His friend asked why. He said, “I’m uncomfortable eating anything that can taste me back”.
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Walt Disney World has put 2025 tickets on sale, and prices for many tickets have gone up from 2024 pricing which were already up from the year before.
- It may be a Small World After all, But It’s Gonna Cost You Big Bucks if you want to be part of it.
- It’s getting so expensive at Disney… Snow White is trying to get the Seven
Dwarves kicked out for being “Squatters” so she can turn her Cottage into a Vacation Rental Property.
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RIP… Comedian and “Curb Your Enthusiasm” actor Richard Lewis who was known for his dark, neurotic, and self-deprecating humor has died at 76 after a 6 year battle with Parkinson’s Disease. Had him on the show a couple times… A really terrific guy!
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick