It’s National "Break Wind" Day...

The day, of course, that we salute the great musician Mason Williams who gave us the Grammy Winning Hit... Classical Gas.

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Speaking of the Grammy’s

Taylor Swift took home the Album of the Year award at last night's show... becoming the first person ever to win Album of the Year - 4 TIMES.

- Glad to see things FINALLY going Taylors way!

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Joni Mitchell made an emotional appearance at last nights awards... singing her 1966 hit "Both Sides Now".

- The song was about looking at life and love from "Both Sides"... but Joni says it means something different now that she’s in her 90’s. She says... these days, when her Doctor says, "Where does it hurt?" She says, "On Both Sides Now".

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President Biden has declined doing a pre-game Super Bowl interview with CBS, making it the second year in a row he’s dodged the traditional big game sit-down.

- It’s not that the Prez is afraid to be interviewed… it’s just that Dr. Jill put him in charge of rolling the mini-hot dogs in crescent rolls for the White House Super Bowl Party.

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FIFA has chosen New Jersey's MetLife Stadium as the Host for the 2026 World Cup Finals... over Dallas and Los Angeles... and fans aren't happy. They say the weather and traffic alone make it a horrible choice.

- Of all the places in America they could host the WORLD CUP they pick NEW JERSEY???? That's like inviting people over to your house... and serving dinner in the Garage.

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“Kung Fu Panda 4” is expected to help DreamWorks recover financially after the disappointment of their last two "Kung Fu Panda" movies.

- I'm pretty sure "Kung Fu Panda" is one of the lunch specials at Wong's Carry Out on Woodward Avenue… along with “Almond Boneless Chicken”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick