More Bad News for Boeing… Turns out one of their suppliers discovered that it has MIS-DRILLED HOLES on the fuselages of about 50 undelivered 737 MAX planes.

- I get it. When I put together an End Table from Ikea one time… I ended up with 2 mis-drilled holes, 7 extra screws and a handful of washers I didn’t know what do do with. Then again… I wasn’t planning on FLYING hundreds of people thousands of feet in the air - on my END TABLE.

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When former Prez Trump challenged President Biden to an “Immediate” debate “for the good of the country”, the Commander in Chief responded with, “If I were him, I would want to debate me, too. He's got nothing else to do.”

- Which is true… If you don’t count fighting 91 counts in 4 different court cases, ballot challenges around the country and trying to run a Presidential Campaign. Other than than… Trump’s pretty much free.

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Kansas City Cheif’s QB Patrick Mahomes' father Pat Mahomes Sr. was arrested by police in Tyler, Texas for a DWI… his 6th… but was released on $10,000 bail. No word yet whether he’ll be at the game Sunday.

- The NFL has been tight-lipped about the story… but everyone is assuming Mr. Mahomes got drunk because he was just so sick of hearing about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift.

- Amen!

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An Indiana man was recently inducted into the “White Castle Cravers Hall of Fame” after 80 years of eating Sliders.

- He loves them so much… that upon his death, instead of being cremated and put in an urn…. he’s requested that he be steamed with some finely minced onions… then lowered into the ground in a giant white paper sack.

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NYPD's security robot has been pulled from its Times Square subway station post just months after Eric Adams described it as 'part of the fabric' of the future.

If they want a Robot that can really help “Clean Up” the streets of New York… might I suggest they start with a Roomba?? (For those of you that don’t know… a Roomba is a self-driving robotic vacuum that cleans the floor by itself!)

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During an interview on the Bravo Channel this week, Model Chrissy Teigen inadvertently revealed that she's had three boob jobs.

- Which begs the question: Which side got the extra work done… Left or Right??

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick