During a contentious hearing in front of the House Oversight Committee, Hunter Biden’s Former business partner Tony Bobulinski said repeatedly that the President's son lied under oath while speaking to lawmakers earlier this year about his father's involvement in his business dealings.

- The bad news is… Hunter may have “Painted” himself into a corner by lying.

The good news is… He can sell that corner to a Shady Overseas Businessman for well over 6 figures!!!

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Fancy yourself a Lawyer but don't want to go through the hassle of taking the Bar?? Move to Washington State! According to the State Supreme Court, the Bar Exam "at best minimally effective for ensuring competent lawyers".

- I'm pretty sure they came to this conclusion after watching lovebirds Fani Willis and her boyfriend Nathan Wade prosecute the Trump case in Georgia.

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If a bill that would force Beijing-based parent company ByteDance to sell its stake in Tik-Tok is signed into law... Americans could lose access to the App in as little as a month.

- Where am I gonna post my homemade dance videos???

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Donald Trump has once again hinted that if he is re-elected, Prince Harry could be deported if he is found to have lied about his drug use when he applied for a Visa.

- I’m pretty sure there’s a whole lotta people who would prefer Trump deport Meghan, FIRST.

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The inner windshield of an Alaska Airlines plane cracked as it landed in Oregon in the latest issue involving a Boeing jet.

- Luckily, they called Safelite who came out and fixed the windshield right on the runway! So the pilot was able to go into the airport lounge, get liquored up, and get right back to flying!

- Sing with me... "Safelight Repair... Safelite Replace!"

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Army personnel were called to a Quebec home when the deceased owner's daughter made a surprising discovery in a toolbox: a live grenade.

- Her Dad had told her he left her a surprise in his Will that would "blow her away"... but apparently that’s not what she had in mind.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick