During Tony Bobulinski’s testimony about the Biden Family in front of the House yesterday… New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (AOC) insisted that “RICO” (Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act) is NOT a Crime. (Which it is…)

- John Gotti’s gotta be rollin over in his grave.

- This is gonna come as a big surprise to Fani Willis and Nathan Wade down in Georgia.

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President Biden wandered off stage, headed directly toward a baby, and sat in the crowd as he was being introduced at a campaign event in Phoenix this week.

- Or as MSNBC reported it… “Robust President Biden Has In-Depth One-on-One Conversation With Young Voter”.

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Yesterday, the President of Mexico announced that his country will NOT accept any migrants back who have cross into the US illegally and are apprehended by officials in Texas. He says the Texas deportation policy is “Anti-Mexican”.

- Um… maybe I’m going out on a limb here… but isn’t keeping people - some of whom are MEXICAN - out of Mexico kind of “Anti-Mexican” as well???

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LA Dodgers co-owner owner Todd Boehly was caught in an unfortunate Viral TV moment during the MLB Series in Seoul, Korea. While watching the game from the stands, the Billionaire businessman was seen on camera sticking his fingers in his nose…. and then… in putting them in his mouth.

- As my Mother used to say… Does’t matter how much you dress them up, what schools you send them too, or how much money they have… Boys will be boys! (Although in the interest of full disclosure, I did see a woman do just that in a car at a traffic light next to me once. Once!)

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Beekeepers were summoned to a Mississippi highway to round up thousands of escaped Bees when the 18-wheeler hauling their hives overturned.

- According to Officer Winnie T. Pooh, it was part of a larger Sting Operation. (Bada Boom!)

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A Roman statue dating back almost 2,000 years and worth thousands of dollars has been discovered by construction workers building a parking lot in England.

- And I feel lucky if I can find a Parking Spot in a Parking Lot.

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A Florida couple was arrested for having sex on the sidewalk in front of a Popeyes Chicken restaurant, in plain view of passing motorists.

- It could have been worse. They could have done it in front of a “Five Guys” Hamburger location.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick