THIS JUST IN...

OJ SIMPSON HAS DIED AT AGE 76 FROM PROSTATE CANCER...

Yes… He's taking that final, sloooow White Bronco Ride to the sky...

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President and First Lady Biden hosted a State Dinner for the Prime Minister and First Lady of Japan at the White House Last night with plenty of celebrity guests in attendance… Jeff Bezos fiance Lauren Sanchez turned heads by wearing a racy, red lingerie style dress that showed off her cleavage.

- I haven’t seen a plunge like that since the Kamikaze bombers hit Pearl Harbor.

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Bill & HIllary Clinton also attended the soiree…

- Hillary was hoping to discuss policy issues with the Japanese Prime Minister… and Bill was hoping to get a few minutes alone with Jeff Bezos Fiance.

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Delta Airlines announced that it will soon update the way it boards passengers… going to a “Window… Middle Seat… then Aisle” process in an effort to speed up the boarding process.

- In related news… In addition to Beverages and Snacks… United will now be handing out Parachutes on all of their troubled Boeing 737’s!

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“Oppenheimer” officially became director Christopher Nolan’s biggest hit overseas… grossing $640 MILLION internationally.

- Making it the most successful Bombshell to come out of Hollywood since Sophia Loren.

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A German art museum recently fired a staff member for hanging his own painting in their gallery.

- He swears he didn’t do it… Says he was Framed. (Ba da Boom!)

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick