The Tennessee Legislature has overwhelmingly voted to send the Governor a proposal that would BAN marriage between first cousins.

- Damn! I better call my Cousins in Bumpus Cove, TN and let ‘em know before they send out the Invites to the Wedding/Baby Shower.

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Former President Trump walked into a Manhattan courtroom this morning... becoming the first President in U.S. History to face Criminal Charges. For those of you keeping score... this trial is about the alleged Stormy Daniels hush money payments.

- Keep it here to stay abreast of all the details…

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A study into the work habits of Americans revealed that Washington, DC tops the list of America’s HARDEST-working cities.

- Really? I’m thinking that with Congress and the White House being there, that was supposed to read DC tops the list of "America's "HARDLY working cities"...

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According to a government survey, Japanese youth spend around 5 hours per day online.

- American parents were like, "Amateurs!"

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A video of a snake "doing his business" has gone Viral on Facebook... The sheer size of the "droppings" from a giant snake has left people gobsmacked, with some admitting that they didn't even know serpents pooped.

- I guess I assumed they went to the bathroom... but I saw the video and I was surprised to see the snake texting on the toilet.

- Those must be some really tiny thumbs...

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Today is TAX DAY!

Uh oh. I better call my Cousins in Bumpus Cove again and give ‘em the bad news.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick