It’s “National Pigs-in-a-Blanket Day!”… Which reminds me of John Candy & Eugene Levy as the “Schmenge Brothers”. They were the Polka Duo whose hour long “Documentary” called “The Last Polka” (lol) included the hit number “Cabbage Rolls and Coffee… Mmm Mmm Good!!!”. (Look it up on YouTube.com It’s worth it… I promise).

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President Biden’s latest gaffe had even Democrat’s wincing… At a Tampa campaign rally on Tuesday, he said "I don’t know why we’re surprised by Trump. How many times does HE have to prove… WE can't be trusted?"

- Good question, Joe. Good question!

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Later today, Donald Trump will find out whether the Judge in his alleged Hush Money case in NYC finds him guilty of violating a gag order against him, and if so, what the punishment will be. Trump could face thousands in fines and - potentially - jail time.

- Gee… I’m starting to think they don’t want him to run for President or something.

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Several centuries-old bottles of cherries have been unearthed at George Washington’s home in Mount Vernon, Virginia. You don’t have to believe me, but…

- I cannot tell a lie!

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Researchers say we can significantly cut down on the effects of Global Warming by Breeding Cows that “Break Less Wind”.

- Yeah right! If that technology existed… every wife in America would have already figured out a way to buy it for their husband.

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The new movie “The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare” flopped on its opening weekend bringing in just $8 MILLION. Based on the book “Churchill's Secret Warriors,” the film explores the formation of a covert British commando unit during World War II.

- Apparently, most people just stay home these days and watch the World gear up for War on TV for Free instead.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick