No details yet… but Dolly Parton announced that she’s launching her own line of Wines.

- No word on whether they will be Red or White… but we do know that they will be available in Jugs.

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A man studying forestry in Alabama set a World Record for “Most Trees Hugged in an Hour” when he hugged 1,123 trees at the Tuskegee National Forest over the weekend.

- Question: Did he get Consent from all the trees first???

- Oh sure… it always starts with a simple hug, but pretty soon your “Sittin’ in the Tree… K-I-S-S-I-N=G. First comes Love, then comes Marriage… then comes a Baby in the Baby Carriage!”

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I was feeling a little nostalgic this weekend and started thinking I’d take a trip back to College and walk around campus. I wonder if anything’s going on these days….. 😳😳😳😳😳

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An engraved Pocketwatch that belonged to NY Real Estate Magnate John Jacob Astor IV and was with him when he went down on the Titanic… sold for $1.5 MILLION at auction. Realizing there wasn’t enough room for the men, Astor is said to have put his wife in a lifeboat, tossed her his gloves, lit himself a cigarette and went down with the ship.

- Proving once again that… Smoking Kills.

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Vice President Kamala Harris suggested “sexism” is to blame for comments about her notorious cackling laugh.

- Seriously? I’m pretty sure her cackle annoys Men and Women EQUALLY.

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In a new global survey, young Canadians’ Happiness has plummeted to 58th place.

- Simply put, they say their quality of life has gone from an “A, eh” to a “D, eh”. Or something like that.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick