Kourtney Kardashian celebrated her 45th year by dining at IHOP with her friends last week… shocking fans who thought the restaurant was fairly “lowbrow” for the reality star who’s worth $65 MILLION.

- Hey… The Kardashian’s may not wear pants often, but when they do… they put them on one leg at a time just like the rest of us.

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During an interview with the VP on her Daytime Talk Show, Drew Barrymore told Kamala Harris that the U.S. needs “a great protector right now” and that we need her to be our… “Mom-ala”.

- I don’t know about you, but if Kamala’s gonna be my “Mom”… I’d like to put myself up for Adoption.

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A recent survey finds that nearly 2 of every 5 homeowners don’t believe they could afford to buy their own home if they were purchasing it today.

- And the squatters LIVING in their homes at the time, were like, “We totally get that. The prices today are OUTRAGEOUS!”.

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Future WNBA star Caitlin Clark was seen autographing a fan’s ultrasound photo during her appearance at the Indiana Pacers playoff game.

- Refreshing to see a Professional Basketball player signing an Ultrasound photo instead of taking a paternity test for a change, isn’t it?

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Two new surveys found that more than 1/3 of U.S. workers are worried that A.I. robots will result in them having their hours cut or losing their job entirely.

- And the really scary part? Half of the survey’s were filled out by robots.

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Dramatic video captured a Lufthansa Airlines Boeing 747 with 350 passengers on board BOUNCING OFF THE RUNWAY in California…TWICE… before aborting its landing and taking back to the skies. Officials at the airline say they’re “investigating” but admit it was a “Training Flight”.

- Well that would explain the giant “Student Driver” stickers on the Wings.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick