As of this writing, the Jury in Trump’s Hush Money/Campaign Finance/Election Interference/Whatever-This-Case-Is-Specifically-About Trial is still Deliberating… It’s complicated and confusing. Even the commentators seemed a bit at a loss as to exactly what the main charges are. I don’t know whether to “Call Sam” or Geoffrey Feiger to help explain this to me!

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A former Fast Food CEO is predicting that more fast-food restaurants will close nationwide over higher prices. How high are they? McDonald's Big Mac cost $3.99 in 2019… and now that price has doubled to $8.29.

- What are they putting in the “Special Sauce”… Liquid Gold?

- It’s so bad last week the Hamburgler called 911 to say he’d been robbed at the Drive-thru.

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Lunden Roberts, the ex-stripper and mother of Hunter Biden's estranged daughter, Navy is writing a Tell-All book that’s set to hit bookstores in late August.

- It will the first book in history to be both a Pop-Up and available for purchase only in CASH… and only in SINGLES.

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South Korean officials are warning residents to stay indoors after North Korea dropped more than 150 balloons carrying Trash and Poop onto their South Korean Neighbor.

- Political experts say this is a new low… even for Kim Jong Ewwww.

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A new survey shows that 63% of Voters say “Reducing Crime” is a Top Priority for them when it comes to who they’ll vote for this November.

- And a full 100% say they just want to make sure their VOTE doesn’t get STOLEN.

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A man who allegedly ran naked down the aisle of a plane in the middle of a flight between two cities in Australia has been arrested.

- It’s unknown if his Tray Table was “In it’s full and upright position” at the time of the incident.

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A Georgia alligator was “arrested” and loaded into a police cruiser after it showed up in a resident’s driveway.

- Not surprisingly, the alligator tested positive for Croc Cocaine.

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Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg says Turbulence during Air Travel is up 15%... and it's do to... “Climate Change”.

- I'm shocked! I thought Turbulence was caused by "Misogyny and Colonialism" while "Climate Change" was directly responsible for my Lost Luggage.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick