It’s International Hamburger Day! So if you've got something Well-Done (or even Medium-Well) between your buns... Show it off!
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Huge day in Trump’s alleged Hush Money Trial in NYC... with the Defense and Prosecution presenting their closing arguments. Outside the courtroom, Robert De Niro held a press conference on behalf of the Biden Administration where he talked about Trump trying to take over the world while a car alarm went off in the background and protestors tried to drown him out.
- Biden fans thought it was his best work since "The Godfather"... but Trump fans thought it was "Raging Bulls---"
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National Transportations Secretary Pete Buttigieg struggled for answers on "Face the Nation" when asked how it's possible that after 3 years and $7.5 BILLION... this administration has only built "6 or 7" Electric Vehicle charging stations.
- But each station has like TWO OUTLETS so there’s THAT!
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According to a new report, Red Lobster’s owner once said the business left such a “big scar” on him that he had to “stop eating lobster.”
- His wife says like the butter he used to dip his lobster in... he now looks "drawn".
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A new study finds that childless women enjoy far more physical activity than busy moms.
And 9 months after that “physical activity”… the childless women become “Moms”!
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A devoted Madonna fan paid tribute to her favorite artist by getting a record-breaking 18 tattoos of Madonna on her body. Tara Berry of Topeka, Kansas, earned the Guinness World Record for the most tattoos of the same musician on her body.
- But the record for most STD’s is still held by Madonna herself!
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RIP… Sam Butcher, the artist who created the Precious Moments figurines depicting angelic teardrop-eyed children, has died. He was 85. No cause of death was given.
RIP… Bill Walton, the legendary NBA player and sportscaster, died Monday of Cancer. He was 71.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick