The White House made nine corrections to the transcript of President Biden’s speech in Detroit this past weekend… including when the President said he'd saved each American $800,000 last year.
- The White House corrected the record: The President SENT each UKRANIAN $800,000 last year.
- I'm glad they got that cleared up!
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In bombshell Congressional testimony Wednesday, a Senior Advisor to Dr. Fauci admitted to intentionally deleting emails and lying to Congress repeatedly about the true Origin and their handling of the pandemic.
- Kinda reminds of the old “Lone Ranger” show. Remember when they used to ask, "Who was that Masked Man?" Turns out... It was Dr. Fauci. And his assistant, “Tonto”!
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According to a new survey, 1 in 4 Americans think moving to a new house would be more stressful than having to land a plane in an emergency.
- Well, duh. When you move to a new house you have to open and close doors and stuff. On planes these days… the doors just open on the their own!
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A zoo in England is asking the public to keep an eye out for an escaped Tayra. A Tayra is described as short, with with beady eyes and salt and pepper hair.
- Huh. Kinda sounds like my Junior High Cafeteria Lunch Lady.
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Hugh Jackman is set to star in a new "Robin Hood" Movie. Producers say “The Death of Robin Hood” will follow an aging Robin Hood seeking forgiveness after years of crime and battle.
- Also in the new version... Maid Marian is actually a biological man… and Friar Tuck is the leader of a movement to "Defund the Sheriff of Nottingham".
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PGA Star Rory McIlroy and CBS Golf reporter Amanda Balionis are sparking romance rumors just over a week after news broke that he filed for divorce.
Of course they're just whispers at this point. Then again... everything in Golf is whispers.
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New studies find that biking over your lifetime helps prevent knee pain and may help you live longer.
- And if you put a Bell on the handlebars and baseball or playing cards in the spokes you'll look super cool too while you're out on your Paper Route!
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!
-Dick