During salacious and highly controversial testimony yesterday, Stormy Daniels claimed that during her "encounter" with Trump, he wore a t-shirt and boxer shorts and had Old Spice in his toiletry bag.

- Hold on a second... I don't think Stormy was with Trump. I think she actually was with MY FATHER!

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Tom Selleck is worried he will no longer be able to afford his plush 63-acre California ranch once “Blue Bloods” comes to an end this winter.

- I don’t know if Tom’s heard about it… but there’s this thing called a “Reverse Mortgage” where he could actually KEEP his ranch!!!

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A new study finds that major cities worldwide face a destructive invasion by Termites.

- They Woodn't dare!!!

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A new survey finds that high interest rates coupled with inflation - means most Americans no longer believe they can afford to buy a home.

- But, interestingly, it seems like an awful lot of College Students have the cash to spend on a brand new Tent!

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A faulty dishwasher forced the interruption of an Orchestra Concert in Hamburg, Germany.

- Luckily, there was minimal water damage to the Concert Hall… Mostly in the Bach.

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Norwegian Cruise Lines is teaming up with a Nudist-Based Travel Company to offer an 11-day Cruise in the Buff. The “Bare-A-dise Nude Cruise” sets sail from Miami in 2025 - with stops in the Caribbean.

- They say it’ll be just like their regular cruises… it’ll just be easier to spot the Lifeboats & Dingies on board.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick