Big Day in the Trump Trial today... Adult film star Stormy Daniels took the stand looking like, what one person in the courtroom described as, "looking like she just rolled out of bed".

- So... She went to court directly from work?

- Trump is hoping her testimony won’t be as Stormy as her name.

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Ready for this? A new survey out of the UK finds that a full 24% of Gen Zer's (those who turn 12 to 27 in 2024) HAVE NEVER ANSWERED THEIR PHONES. When asked what they do when it rings... they said they simply ignore it.

- Question: Then why do they all HAVE phones??? Don't they already have COMPUTERS? And they already don't have to answer them, right???

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A new report claims that Kentucky Derby winner Mystik Dan might be skipping the Preakness Stakes.

- What are the odds??

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South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem who was roasted for admitting she put down her families dog after it killed chickens on their farm - says she would also put down President Biden’s troubled dog Commander.

- She sounds like a no-nonsense gal. If I were President Biden... I wouldn't let her anywhere near Commander. Or Hunter for that matter.

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Big traffic delays on a Wisconsin highway last week when an 18 wheeler overturned spilling beer onto the roadway. Police shared photos on social media showing the semi-truck on its side with cases of Miller High Life.

- If only the beer had been on tap instead of bottles... the police could have posted some "MUG Shots".

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Whoopi Goldberg admits in her upcoming memoir, “Bits and Pieces” that she once had a serious addiction to Cocaine... but says the only drug she messes with anymore is “Pot”.

- Seriously?? With some of the stuff she says, I'd swear she's smoking somethin' stronger than "Wacky Tabacky".

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick