Congratulations to “Mystik Dan” who won the Kentucky Derby on Saturday...
Seems like just yesterday I was playing his hits, "Do it Again", "Reelin' in the Years" and, of course "Rikki, Don't Lose that Number". No wait… I think that was “Steely Dan”. I never could get the artists straight.
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Juan Merchan - The Judge in Trump’s Hush Money Trial - just fined him another $1000 for violating the Gag Order in place against him (his 10th violation) and warned that any further violations will likely result in jail time.
- But I mean what are the chances the Don’s gonna do it again?? 🍿🍿🍿
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New York City Mayor Eric Adams plans to implement what critics claim is a “hidden tax” that would make water bills soar 8.5% for homeowners.
- On a bright note... With inflation so high, there are NO homeowners in NYC!
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Madonna raised eyebrows - AGAIN - by "simulating adult activity" on stage with a female back-up singer during a concert in Brazil. The concert was live-streamed to millions for FREE as a "Thank you" from Madonna... but many were upset with what one called the raunchy "Girl-on-Girl display".
- Well you know Madonna. She's always rubbing somebody the wrong way.
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According to a survey by the Pew Research Center, 78% of American adults say social media sites like Twitter and Instagram have too much influence on Politics.
- But the other 22% saw an Ad Facebook that assured them that’s not True.
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Four Zebras broke loose from the trailer they were being transported in on a highway near Seattle.
- I’m no conspiracy theorist… but something tells me this story isn’t as Black and White as it seems.
- Read between the lines…
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A Welsh lawmaker is trying to make it illegal for politicians to lie.
- So... All they have to do now is get all the Lawmakers to agree to Vote YES on Something that Makes it ILLEGAL for THEMSELVES to LIE???
- No problem!
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!
-Dick