THIS JUST IN… Hunter Biden has been found GUILTY on all 3 Counts in his Felony Gun Trial in Delaware…
- Hunter is said to be “disappointed” in the verdict. Word is he was really hoping for a “Hung Jury” so he could post a picture of it on his laptop.
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President Biden raised new alarm bells when he appeared to freeze for almost a minute during a Juneteenth Concert on the White House Lawn Last night. He appeared statue-like while VP Harris, her husband, and George Floyd’s brother danced on either side of him..
- Were Diana Ross and the Supremes there? Maybe he just took “Stop! In the Name of Love” a little too literally.
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Over 38 MILLION Americans suffer from Diabetes, and now a new study finds that exercising in the evening is the best way to lower blood sugar levels.
- I’d love to take advantage of this info and workout after dinner… but that’s usually when I’m busy eating “dessert”.
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A new study suggests that getting tattoos may significantly increase blood cancer risk.
- But on a bright note… each tattoo you get, exponentially increases your chances of working as a Barista at Starbucks!
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A camel landed on the hood of a car during an accident in India.
- Luckily were no injuries, but the Camel went ON and ON and On about it. What a Dromedary Queen!
- The driver of the car said the Camel left such a dent, he had to take his car to the Hump Shop.
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Hollywood is working on a new movie inspired by a real-life College professor turned cat burglar - that they say Blends “Academia with Criminality”.
- I believe the technical name for this is………… “Harvard”.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!
-Dick