Like many Dad’s… Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer posted a pic of himself Grilling Hot Dogs and Burgers on Social Media for Father’s Day… The only problem was… Chuck had put a slice of cheese on a completely RAW burger - something Grill Masters (Such as Yours Truly 🤣) know is a recipe for food poisoning. After taking a lot of heat, Chuck deleted the post.

- If only he’d put some heat on the burgers…

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A new report says that the iconic “Titanic” kissing scene between Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio was a nightmare to shoot due to lighting and makeup mishaps.

- So apparently when you hit an Iceberg, “The Heart Will GO On”… But the base make-up, lip gloss and mascara might not STAY on.

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Former New England Patriot’s Coach Bill Belichick who is 72 posted pics of himself on Instagram with his new girlfriend - a 24 year old former cheerleader.

- This is the most exciting romance to come out of Football since Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce. Although when Belichick’s girlfriend tells Bill to “Shake if Off”… she’s testing him for Parkinsons.

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Lina, a young Colombian woman involved in a polyamory relationship with SEVEN senior gentlemen, has been accused of taking advantage of the elderly men for financial gains.

- They’re even making a Disney movie about it called: “Lina The Young Colombian Woman and the Seven Old Men”… And their named Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, Happy, & Really Happy!

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Maine’s oldest lobster trapper, Virginia “Ginny” Oliver just turned 104-years-old and says she has no plans to leave her boat. She’s been catching lobsters for 94 years and says, “Lobsters are my life”.

- So much so, that when she dies, she’s requested that instead of being laid out in a casket… she wants to be presented on the half-shelf.

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In a new survey commissioned by the American Academy of Sleep Medicine, 12% of Americans said they have been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

- But of that 12%, 10% say they’re not gonna lose any sleep over the diagnosis.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick