Earlier today, Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un signed an agreement pledging “Mutual Aid” if either country faces “Aggression” from the West. It’s said to the be the strongest tie between the two countries since the Cold War.

- How cold was the Cold War you ask? It was so Cold… When Dennis Rodman went over to negotiate, he had to wear a cardigan over his strapless dress!

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According to the FCC… Not a single American has been hooked up to High Speed Internet despite the Biden Administration approving $42.5 BILLION for it back in 2021.

- Any chance it’s just a “Buffering” issue? You know… like a “Slow Connection”?

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Yesterday, the Buffalo Bills announced plans to financially support the city's upcoming National Gay Flag Football League chapter.

- Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

- In related news: The team will be holding try outs for Running Backs and Tight Ends this afternoon.

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Millions of people across the Midwest and Northeast are facing brutal heat this week… with some experts saying it’s actually unsafe to go outside in cities like Chicago and New York.

- Of course, that’s because of the muggings, shootings and carjackings. The heat is just an add-on.

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The Nashville Zoo announced it has become the first accredited facility in the United States to hatch Crocodile Tegu Lizards.

- What?? You mean I’ve been sitting on MY Crocodile Tegu Lizard Eggs for SIX WEEKS and those yahoos at the Nashville Zoo beat me to the punch??? I’ll get ‘em next year!!

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RIP… Willie Mays… One of the Greatest Baseball Players of all time… who died Tuesday at the age of 93.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick