MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow stopped by “The View” this week… and during the interview, Joy Behar said she’s worried that if he wins the White House, Trump will cancel both Maddow’s show and “The View”.

- If he promises to take “The View” off the air, I think even Biden might vote for Trump!!

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Police in Pennsylvania came upon a broken down school bus filled with straw, Chickens, a Bull and a Pony that they believe were being used for……………. “Romance”.

- Wait… Chickens???

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According to the FBI, Americans aged 60 and older lost more than $3-billion-dollars to phone scammers in 2023.

- Their advice to seniors: Stop answering the phone when your kids and/or grandkids call !!!

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TV therapists Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew think they know what may have led Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck to the brink of Divorce: They say J Lo is, “Addicted to Love”. The Doc Duo believe Jen - who has been Engaged 6 times and Married 4 times - has never taken time to figure out “what she really wants”.

- I’m thinking what she really wants is a lot of Bridal Showers.

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A new study has found that, on average, Americans over 45 feel 12 years older than their actual age.

- Which reminds me of the old Groucho Marx line… “You’re only as old as the Women you feel”.

- Wait… Are we still allowed to say that today?

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A student applying to college in Turkey was arrested after being caught using an Artificial Intelligence Powered System on his phone to get answers to the entrance exam - in REAL TIME - as he was taking the test.

- I don’t mean to brag… but I got into College the old fashioned way. I wrote the answers on the palm of my hand like everybody else!

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The company that makes Dramamine - the nausea relief medicine - has produced a 13 minute documentary on the “History of Barf Bags”.

- Critics call it the “Feel Sick Movie of the Year”

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick