Tonights’ the night! The 66th Ford Fireworks are tonight… Monday, June 24! The display starts around 10 p.m with FREE Viewing locations at Hart Plaza, Belle Isle Park and Spirit Plaza! If you can’t attend in person… the event will be broadcast LIVE on WDIV Channel 4.

And if you miss tonight’s display… They’ll be an even BIGGER Fireworks show THIS THURSDAY officially known as: “The Presidential Debate”.

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Are you going to watch the debate? Why or why not? I’d love to hear your thoughts!!!

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Right now… Two NASA astronauts are literally stranded in space. They were supposed to return to earth on June 13th after docking with the International Space Station for 8 days, but the departure was postponed due to helium leaks and thruster problems on their Boeing Starliner Space Ship.

- Wait. Did they say the Space Ship was made by BOEING???

- They might get the Helium leak fixed, but if I was one of those astronauts… I’d hold onto the Door of the Space Capsule during re-entry pretty tightly!

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Six Climate Change protesters stormed the 18th green while Golfers were lining up their putts for the final hole at the PGA Tour's Travelers Championship Sunday, spraying smoke and powder and delaying the finish for about five minutes.

- Police quickly arrested the protesters while… in true Golf Form… the spectators Clapped. (softly)

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A new survey finds that 46% of American electric vehicle drivers are likely to switch back to a gas-powered car.

- Leo Di Caprio and Bill Gates were so furious when they heard, they both fueled up their private jets and are flying to Europe to have a private meeting about it even as we speak!

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Remember that study I told you about last week that found that 85% of Americans feel more than a decade older than their chronological age? Well it turns out… People feel 12 years older than they actually are for one simple reason: Joint Pain.

- But people aren’t handling the aches and pains like their Grandparents did. These days, more and more Americans are ditching the Ben Gay and treating their Joint Pain with… a Joint.

- Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

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Temperatures continued to sizzle across many regions in the U.S. this weekend, with an air quality health advisory issued for New York City.

- It’s so hot in NYC you can fry an egg on the sidewalk! Sure… It’ll have hints of dog poop and melted chewing gum in it… But you can fry an egg on the sidewalk!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick