The International Olympic Committee announced that there will be NO air condoning in the Athlete’s apartments during the Summer Olympics which begin in Paris next month... But team members will be allowed to bring their own air conditioning units if they want. But coaches say that will be “costly and inconvenient”.

- Not if you do what I do! Tape a piece of fake fur to it and tell the airline it’s your “Emotional Support Air Conditioner”! .

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Is it just me or are there a ton of women on TV with red hair right now? I feel like every time I flip the channel, I see a woman with red hair. On commercials… the news… in movies… it doesn’t matter. They’re everywhere! And the women with red hair even get a cool name… “Ginger”. On the other hand, what do red haired men get? They’re just called “Red”.

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Elon Musk has confirmed rumors that he welcomed a twelfth child to the world earlier this year… His third baby with an executive who works for his Neurlink company.

- Proving once again that Elon may be the richest man in the world, but just like the rest of us… he takes his pants OFF one leg at a time.

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Former President Trump says he knows who he’s choosing as his running mate - and that that person WILL BE in attendance at Thursday night’s Presidential Debate hosted by CNN.

- Fingers crossed he’s going with Wolf Blitzer!!! Wolf and I went to the same High School…. Kenmore High in Kenmore, New York! Wolf may be kinda borning but…. Go Blue Devils!!!!

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Scientists say that attractive people are more likely to drink… especially “Attractive” women who they say are significantly more likely to have imbibed alcohol recently compared with their less attractive peers.

- Do ya think what they meant to say way, “More attractive women are likely to have drunk more FREE drinks” than their less attractive peers??

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Former Bachelorette star Josh Seiter - who went on the Reality Dating Show to find the girl of his dreams and is now transitioning to become a woman - is blasting his male dates as “transphobic” because they want him to pay for dates. but he says that women shouldn’t pay for dates - and that includes him - because “he’s” now a a “she”.

- Got it? No? Me neither.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick