In response to "pressure from current market conditions”, at least 44 "underperforming" Hooters restaurants are permanently closing in 14 states across the nation

- Apparently, unlike their waitresses... Sales at Hooters are flat.

- And ladies… remember… a guy saying “I only go to Hooter’s for the Wings” is today’s version of “I only read Playboy for the Articles”.

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Gossip Website TMZ is reporting that 72 year old former New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichek and his 23 year old former Cheerleader girlfriend Jordon Hudson are "shacking up"... having moved in together a few months back.

Jordon says Bellicheck is, "Super thoughtful and sweet" while Bill says Jordon - who is 49 years younger than him - is "An Angel".

- One might even say... “A Visiting Angel”.

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Another scare in the skies... 17 passengers were injured after their flight dropped 25,000 feet in 5 minutes and flew in circles several times before returning to the airport in South Korea on Saturday.

- Is it just me or does flying these days seem a lot like a trip to Cedar Point... but without the French Fries and Funnel Cakes?

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Former Disney Star-turned Pop Princess Ariana Grande shocked her fans during an interview this week. She was asked, “If you could have dinner with any Historical Person from any Period in Time who would it be?” Her answer? Serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer.

- Finally!! A Celebrity who’s not into a Vegan Diet!!!

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A new study finds that drinking coffee could prevent Premature Death from sitting all day.

-So… bottom line… “The best way to keep from NOT EVER Waking up… is Folgers in Your Cup!!”!

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With just one day to go til the 1st Presidential debate… 6 in 10 American Adults say they’ll be watching.

- So nobody in Congress, then?

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick