Tomorrow is the Fourth of July . . . and everyone's feeling Patriotic! They're saying this could be the the busiest Fourth of July travel season on record.
The airlines are so so short on seats, Boeing is actually encouraging people to “feel free to push any loose doors out… and grab a seat on the Wings!”
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American’s are expected to down an estimated 150 MILLION Hot Dogs tomorrow as the Nations celebrates its 248th Birthday!
- And no matter what kind you like… Ballpark, All-Beef, Turkey, Natural Casing… eat ‘em with RELISH! And maybe some mustard, too!
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A brutal heat wave is underway in California.
It’s so hot… Kim Kardashian considered taking off her cloths to cool down… but then realized she wasn’t wearing any.
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With the Summer Olympics in Paris just weeks away, Officials are warming tourists NOT to swim in the historic Seine River as many parts of it are "contaminated with dangerous Bacteria”.
- On a bright note… we’re talking Paris in July… the Bacteria helps cover up the scent of the Body Odor!
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According to a new study, eating 4 Prunes a day can help prevent the bone-loss disease, Osteoporosis.
- Oh sure… You’ll never be able to leave your bathroom again… but, hey… you’ll have “great bones”!
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There must be something in the water! According to a new study, Indianapolis has the highest birth rate among all major cities in the U.S.
- It was close… The day they counted the births, they had 498 babies born in Muncie, Indiana… and 499 in South Bend. But when Push Came To Shove, the big winner was the Indy 500.
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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here tomorrow! The 4th of July!!!
-Dick