Today is the 2nd of July… the day the Founding Fathers had intended to be Independence Day! But because it took so long to get the word out to the public with transportation and communications so limited in those days… they decided to go the the Fourth of July instead!! True Story!!!

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Monday, at least 30 people were injured when an Air Europa Boeing 787 Dreamliner hit turbulence over the Atlantic, sending passengers flying around. . One man was thrown out of his seat so hard… he ended up stuck in one of the overhead bins.

- Unbelievable! There was actually room for him in the overhead bin?? I can never even squeeze my computer case in there! Good job buddy. (I hope you’re feeling better by the way!)

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McDonald's has given up on its attempt to sell meat-free beef burger in America. The Golden Arches had been testing the "McPlant" at several hundred restaurants in California and Texas since 2021... but sales were "Disappointing".

- Bottom Line... American's Weren't Lovin' It.

- I don't know about you... but enough with the Fake Meat! How about they start working on the important stuff... Plant Based French Fries!!! Oh... wait...

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When a Groom in India failed to show up for his Wedding, his jilted Bride invited him over to her place to "talk things through". But instead of working him through his "Cold Feet", the Bride-to-Be pulled out a knife and cut off his manhood. He managed to call police and she was arrested.

- This gives whole new meaning to "Cutting off your nose to spite your face"... I mean if they do work things out... I'm thinking the wedding night is going pretty much be a bust.

- Maybe she was just taking the old "In sickness and in health" part out for a test drive??

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According to a new report from White House aides, President Biden is only reliably capable of working “between the hours of 10am and 4pm”.

- Is he President of the US or the guy who fixes my TV when the Cable goes out?

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According to a new study... Smoking Pot can help Women achieve more “Big O’s”.

- Well ladies, you know what they say… Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em!

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Have a great day and i’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick