It’s “American Zoo Day”… And I think it’s fair to say that, at least when it comes to Politics, We are somewhere between a Donkey Revolt and an Elephant Stampede!

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THIS JUST IN… The Supreme Court just ruled that former President Trump has Immunity for “Official Acts” committed while he was President… all but guaranteeing he will not go to trial before the election. Stay tuned…

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According to a CBS News/YouGov Poll taken after last Thursdays Presidential debate, 72% of American Voters DO NOT BELIEVE Joe Biden has the Mental Capacity to serve as President of the United States.

- Or, as his campaign staff puts it…. “Four More Years! Four More Years!”

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Despite widespread panic among Democrat pundits and big money donors, the President’s Family - in particular Jill and Hunter - are said to be demanding that Joe stay in the race.

- “Pardon me”… but I can’t think of a single reason why Hunter would want his Dad to be President… 🤔

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John Deere has announced mass layoffs in the Midwest as they move production of their tractors to Mexico.

- But in an interesting twist, Instead of a pink slip, they sent the affected employees a “Deere John” letter to let them know the company was “breaking up” with them.

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Thanks to a new study, scientists have finally discovered what really causes us to Procrastinate.

- I’ll be releasing the finding of that study tomorrow or the next day… you know, whenever I get around to it.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick