Hope you all had a great 4th of July Weekend! Happy belated Birthday to Ringo Starr who turned 84 yesterday! I was going to get him something really special… but all I’ve got is a photograph…

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Despite more and more top Democrats calling for him to end his campaign, President Biden sent a letter to members of Congress and the Media today announcing his intensions to STAY IN THE RACE… saying in no uncertain terms that he’s not going anywhere.

- This is gonna be a looooonnnng four months!

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An American Airlines flight from Buffalo to New Hampshire was forced to be make an emergency landing Wednesday after a passenger unzipped his pants and “answered the call of nature” in the aisle of the plane. The 25 year old suspect told Police he had had experienced a “Medical Urination Emergecy”.

- Too which the cops replied, “Urine Trouble”.

- Luckily… the man brought a roll of Emotional Support Toilet Paper in his Carry-On.

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Justin Timberlake and Tiger Woods are teaming up to convert an old movie theater into a Sports Bar in the middle of New York City.

- It’s the first bar in the world where you have to show ID to get in and they automatically give you a Mug Shot on the way out.

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The U.S. Postal Service is expected to raise the price of its postage stamps again… the second rate increase so far this year.

- I can see where this is headed… Pretty soon Postal Carriers are gonna starts carrying around those “Tip Screens” and refuse service until you agree to give him a 20% tip for dropping off your cable bill.

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An English Foot Fetish Model has launched a limited-edition wine made by taking off her shoes and crushing the grapes, and selling the wine to her adoring fans for $128 per bottle.

- I don’t know the details… but I’m assuming it’s a Cha-Toe La-Feet.

- Oh… and for what’s it’s worth… the Foot model said that the Wine made with the middle toe paired “really well with Roast Beef”. (You know… Before you go Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee All the Way Home).

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick