The White House says a Parkinson’s Disease Specialist visiting the White House ten times in the last year had NOTHING to do with President Biden… and that as of his physical last February… Joe is “Fine” and “Fit for Office”.

- Well okay then. I guess that’s settled!

- Former President Obama was quick to point out that with Obamacare, if Joe LIKES his Doctor, he can KEEP his Doctor!

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THIS JUST IN…

The Washington Examiner is reporting that last Fall, the Marine Corps band was instructed to compose an entrance theme for the First Lady to be played whenever she enters a room and approaches a podium. It is titled “Fanfare for the First Lady” and is played at Official White House Functions as Jill Biden’s personal version of “Hail to the Chief”.

- We’ve gone from Bill and Hillary to Joe and Jillary… Uh, I mean… JILL.

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A new poll found that with inflation an issue this summer, a majority of Americans say they can’t afford a vacation in the near future.

- We always went one of two places for summer vacation: Buffalo to see the relatives… or Cedar Point for the French Fries! “Mama Berardi’s” was the name of the stand if I remember it right. Insanely good. With Malt Vinegar and Ketchup. Best Ride in the Park… Hands down.

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According to a new survey, one third of young adults think July 4th celebrates America’s winning it’s Independence from……… “Native Americans”.

- Hey! At least they didn’t say “Indians”. That would have been WRONG!

- I think we all owe a debt of gratitude to those brave souls who freed us from Elizabeth Warren!

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Target will soon stop accepting personal checks as payment.

- Which is great news is for Looters who now have yet another option of how NOT to pay for their stolen goods!

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While her estranged husband Ben Affleck was out in LA, Jennifer Lopez was spotted over the weekend on a bike ride with her male vocal coach in the Hamptons.

- JLo better hurry up and get divorced because word on the street is… she and this new guy are about to get ENGAGED!!!!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick