GEORGE CLOONEY who just host a huge fundraiser for President Biden 3 weeks ago wrote an OP/ED for the NYTimes this morning calling for Biden to DROP OUT saying that Democrat party leaders need to “Stop telling 51 MILLION people that we didn’t see what we just saw” at the debate.

- Wow. When the star of ER tell you things are bad… it must really be an EMERGENCY.

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Former Prez Trump challenged President Biden to a one-on-one 18 Hole Golf Tournmanent Last night… Adding that if Biden won… Trump would donate $1 MILLION to the Charity of Biden’s choosing. But Biden’s “team” immediately turned the challenge down.

- Joe would only agree if it’s a Putt-Putt Tournament and he gets to have a Caddy.

- Hey this sounds like a fun idea! At the end… Instead of tapping the ball into the Clown’s mouth, they could putt it up Hunter’s nose.

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According to a new report… The Car Theft Capital of the World is…………… Canada.

- The reason is obvious: The car thieves in Canada never get caught because they’re all wearing Ice Skates!

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A new survey finds that more and more Americans think sending their kids to College just isn't worth it.

- Turns out you can save a whole lot of money by just buying them a bunch of protest signs and tent, let them camp out on your front lawn and you're good to go!

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Big news out of Hollywood… There’s a remake in the works of the 1964 Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Western, “A Fistful of Dollars”.

- But… to reflect the more Modern times, the reboot will be titled, “A Credit Card Full of Charges”.

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NASCAR has unveiled its first electric racecar!

- Next week: They’ll unveil their first 50,000 foot extension cord!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here tomorrow!

-Dick