HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD!!!!!

It’s July 11th so despite Dad’s best efforts, I’ve commandeered the keyboard so I can say a Big Happy Birthday to the Best Dad in the Entire World… Mine!!!! Am I Biased? Absolutely!! Am I being honest?? 100%!! Funny, Smart, Thoughtful, Kind, Loving, a History Buff (he knows more about Winston Churchill than I think even MRS. Churchill knew) he’s honestly one of the most fascinating people I’ve ever known.

And it’s his Birthday!

I’d write more… but we’re taking him to his favorite Chuck E. Cheese for lunch and then it’s off the the Trampoline Park with a few of his friends for an afternoon bounce! I’ll try to put some pics up next week!! :) On behalf of the whole family… We love you sooooo much!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

And now… I’ll hand it back to the Birthday Boy…

Thanks, Jackie…

A new survey finds that one-quarter of 55-year-old Americans expect to require financial support from their kids when they retire.

- It’s gonna be really embarrassing to walk down to the basement and tell your grown kids living in your basement that your need to borrow money!

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The U.S. National Park Service is pleading with visitors to Yosemite National Park to put stop leaving their trash behind - including old toilet paper.

- Just to give you some background… It turns out people started using Toilet Paper at National Parks after several hikers were injured attempting to use “Old Faithful” as a Bidet.

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An investment banker allegedly pulled down his pants and began making love to a tree just yards away from an iconic Memorial in London last week.

- I’m gonna go out on a limb here (so to speak) and say maybe he was playing the old “She Love Me… She Loves Me KNOT” game???

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A Kangaroo that escaped from a farmer’s yard ourside Berlin, Germany has been captured 6 month after it escaped.

That story again… “Goosestepping Kangaroo Nabbed After 6 Months on the Lam”.

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60 year old actor Nicolas Cage says he never expected to have 3 kids by 3 different women.

- I’ll be honest. I didn’t expect to have six kids with one woman either but… I had a few minutes on my hands.

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Speaking of having kids…

Margot Robbie, the actress who played Barbie, is pregnant.

- I’m gonna be honest. I didn’t think Ken had it in him.

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Have a great day and we’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick & Jackie