THIS JUST IN…

Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle has RESIGNED… ten days after the failed Assasinatination Attempt on the life of former President Trump. Her resignation, which was announced via email, came one day after what many considered a disastrous bi-partisan hearing on Capitol Hill during which Ms. Cheatle answered virtually zero questions.

Meanwhile...

President Biden... Who has not been seen since issuing a statement ONLINE that he would not be seeking a second term... send out another tweet saying that he'll address the nation from the Oval Office tomorrow (Wednesday night) to let us know what's next.

Stay tuned...

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A Nigerian man recently played the mobile game “Dream League Soccer 2023” for 75 consecutive hours, breaking a Guinness World Record.

- Wait… he’s from Nigeria? I think I might know him! He emailed me and I just sent him some money he needed to bail his grandma out of jail last week!! (Fingers crossed she gets out!)

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Chris Christie faced backlash from co-hosts of “The View” after declaring that he would not vote for any of the current presidential candidates.

- The ladies jumped all over him, but you could tell Chris was eating up the attention. Along with all the snacks in Whoopi and Joy’s dressing rooms.

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According to a new poll, one in three Americans believe they have an idea they think could one day make them wealthy. From writing the next big novel to a hot stock tip or turning an invention into product, 33% of people believe they have a tantalizing idea they think could make be their ticket to Easy Street.

- And just like that I'm more excited than ever to make my combination "Electric Mustache Trimmer/Karaoke Microphone" a reality!!!!!

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On this day in 1966… Frank Sinatra's album “Strangers In The Night” reached Number one on the U.S. charts. And if I’m not mistaken… It’s the song Bill and Hillary Clinton play every year to mark their Wedding Anniversary!

And on this day in 1973… President Richard Nixon refused to release the Watergate tapes of conversations in the White House relevant to the Watergate investigation.

- Remember those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer? When the Government was in shambles and we had no idea what was going on? Boy I sure am glad we’re done with THAT!

Have a great day and I'll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick