President Biden will address the nation from the Oval Office tonight at 8pm to explain “His decision” to drop out of the 2024 Presidential race.

We think…

I mean that’s what the letter he sent out on Social Media over the weekend said…

Who knows…

But things are so confusing right now, your guess is as good as mine as to what’s going on and what’s going to happen. Le’t all make some popcorn and tune in…

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A new survey shows that due to low job satisfaction, nearly 3 in 10 workers in America are expected to quit their jobs by the end of 2024. (True!)

- Who knew Joe was such a trend setter?

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It’s Amelia Earhart Day! If only Amelia had tried her famous Flight today… With all of the computer glitches and delays… her flight would have been cancelled and Amelia would be alive today!

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A Nigerian man recently played the mobile game “Dream League Soccer 2023” for 75 consecutive hours, breaking a Guinness World Record.

- Wait… he’s from Nigeria? I think I might know him! He emailed me and I just sent him some money he needed to bail his grandma out of jail last week!! (Fingers crossed she gets out!)

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Do You Believe in Books??

After 70 years of “Living life on her own terms”, 78 year old Cher is set to release a two-part Memoir that will detail the true story of her life in what she says is “Intimate detail”. Part One - which is said to focus on her marriage to Sonny Bono - hits bookstores Nov. 19th ands is 480 pages long.

- I was able to get an advance copy of the book… Don’t let this get out… but here’s how it starts:

“I was born in the wagon of a travelin' show

My mama used to dance for the money they'd throw

Papa would do whatever he could

Preach a little gospel, sell a couple bottles of Doctor Good…”

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No word yet on where Kimberly Cheatle - the Director of the Secret Service - will land after resigning amid the massive Security Failure during the attempted Assassination of Donald Trump.

- Ive heard she’s hoping to get a job as the TV spokesperson for “Mr. Roof”.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick