Police officers flocked to Taylor Swift’s hotel in Germany after Swifties swarmed the entrance ahead of her highly anticipated Eras Tour show.

- This hotel was somehow filled with more “Undocumented Guests” than the ones in New York City!

- Germany will lock down a building to protect it from a group of Taylor Swift fans… but In U.S. we let a bunch of jackasses spray paint “Death to America” on the Liberty Bell and burn the American Flag and do NOTHING??

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According to a new poll, 1 in 5 Massachusetts residents want to move out of the state, citing high housing and transportation costs.

-Plus they complained about all the “Second-hand Smoke Signals” they had to deal with from Elizabeth Warren.

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Another huge fight broke out at Disney World’s “Magic Kingdom” last week with parents throwing punches at each other in front of their kids.

- So basically the Parents are now acting Children.

- They’re considering “Expanding the Seven Dwarves” to reflect today’s society so in addition to Doc, Grumpy, Happy, Sleepy, Bashful, Sneezy, and Dopey… Disney will add, 3 more dwarves named “Angry”, “Anxious” and “Depressed”!

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Trash carried by at least one North Korean balloon fell on the South Korean presidential compound on Wednesday.

-And much like the North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un himself, the trash bags were, “Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!”

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George Lazenby… who played James Bond in just one Bond movie - 1969’s “on Her Majesty’s Secret Service” is hanging up his hat. The actor says while it’s been “A fun ride”, at 84 - it’s time to quit acting and spend more time with his family.

- Bottom Line? Just like the rest of us… This James Bond is: Old. Pretty Old.

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Oceanographers have found that so much Cocaine is accidentally dumped into the waters off Brazil because of the Drug trade, sharks off the coast actually test Postive for Coke in their systems.

- In a related story… Hunter Biden is said to be dealing with his Dad not running for a 2nd term by taking a little time off to go Scuba diving in Brazil !

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Las Vegas Raiders wide receiver Michael Gallup stunningly retired from the NFL this week at the age of just 28.

- So, now he’ll be like most 28-year-olds… unemployed!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick