It’s National Whistleblowers Appreciation Day… Between Hunter Biden’s laptop and what’s coming out about the Trump Assassination Attempt… if it weren’t for the Whistleblowers… we wouldn’t have any idea what’s really going on in Washington these days.

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Olympic organizers canceled Triathlon training for Swimmers again yesterday because levels of bacteria in the Seine river are too high - which could make the swimmers sick.

- In a related story… Millions of people around the reportedly world felt sick after just WATCHING the Opening Ceremony of the Paris Olympics the guys in dresses acting out the Last Supper.

- I watched it… What a drag.

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62-year-old Tom Cruise was spotted at the Olympics Opening Ceremonies and a women's gymnastics event over the weekend before leaving Paris for London.

- He was going to stay for more events… but at just 5’ 7”, Tom started feeling bad a little insecure the closer they got to the High Jump.

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A pony found wandering loose on a road in the state of Delaware Monday morning and was safely reunited with his owner.

- So before you go assuming the Pony belongs to Joe Biden… from one I’ve seen on TV, he seems like more of a Bike guy.

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Southwest Airlines says it will move ahead with plans to assign seats and offer premium seating options, ending its well-known open-seating policy.

- Whereas Delta is moving ahead with plans to bolt on all its parts… ending its well-known “Open-Doors During Flight” Policy.

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A new study finds that the virus responsible for COVID-19 is widespread among wildlife.

- You didn’t think Raccoons are still wearing masks because they’re trying to be incognito while they go through your garbage can do you?

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick