27 year old Simone Biles led the U.S. Women's Gymnastics Team to a triumphant return to the top of the Olympic Podium in the team final at the 2024 Paris Olympics, securing a Gold Medal! This victory makes Biles, who became the most decorated American gymnast in Olympic history with 8 Medals.

The win was a redemption for the US Team’s Silver finish in Tokyo, where Biles withdrew from several events due to mental health issues which she famously called the “Twisties”.

#GoTeamUSA 🇺🇸

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Kathie Lee Gifford says she’s on the mend after falling at her home and breaking her pelvis in two places - an injury that comes just months after the host recovered from hip replacement surgery.

- Sounds like somebody forgot to take their “Balance of Nature”.

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Scientists found that women who have sex less than once a week have a 70% higher probability of dying from any cause within five years compared to women who have sex more than once a week.

- FYI… Ladies… This study was funded 100% by YOUR HUSBAND.

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The Court Ruling you didn’t know you were waiting for: The Ohio Supreme Court has ruled that consumers cannot expect boneless chicken wings to be entirely free of bones.

- Wow. First the Presidential Immunity decision and now this… No wonder the Biden/Harris Administration is taking about re-doing the Supreme Court.

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A Brooklyn man was found sleeping on the subway platform with a loaded gun plainly sticking out of the waistband of his jeans.

- On a bright note… He was in the Subway and we was actually WEARING PANTS!!!!

- I’ve seen what’s happening on the NYC Subways… to be honest, I’d be wearing Bullet PROOF Pants!

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During remarks Tuesday, President Biden predicted that he’d be remembered as the leader who “Cured the Economy.”

- For instance… He “Cured” Groceries of the “Affliction of Affordability”!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick