This Just In… Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich and former U.S. Marine Paul Whelan from Novi, Michigan have been released from jail in Russia in what appears to be a major Prisoner swap. No word yet on which Russians are being released in exchanged for the Americans. Stay tuned…

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A Biologically Male Boxer won against an Italian woman in one of the most controversial Olympic bouts ever. Just 46 seconds into the fight, the Italian woman threw her helmet onto the floor, abandoned the fight and started to cry… later saying she’d never been hit that hard before.

- She totally fought like a girl. Because when you think about it… she IS a Girl.

- I’m kidding of course. The fact biological Men are allowed to hit Women in Globally televised spectacles and we’re supposed to be okay with this is beyond my comprehension.

- Remember when we were shocked when Bobby Riggs played Billie Jean King in Tennis. Those were the days. (Billie Jean won by the way!!!)

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Well is Officially “Almost Official”… Friends of “Bennifer” (JLo and Ben Affleck) say the couple have filled out all of their Divorce Papers and are just waiting for “the right moment” to file them in court.

- And by “the right moment”, they mean… they’re just waiting for the paparazzi to clear their schedules.

- Like all Hollywood Couples, JLo and Ben will have an official “Divorce Registry” at “Bed, Bath & I’m Beyond Glad This Marriage Is Over!”

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Videos have emerged showing hundreds of demonstrators marching with Communist flags on the streets of Philadelphia.

- I’m not a fan of Communism… but it’s Nice to see something other than Palestinian flags for a change…

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According to a new research… the average American snacks three times per day.

- Well I am proud to report that I for one am WAY above average.

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A new study finds that “Complex Life Forms” existed 1.5 billion years earlier than previously believed.

- Another study found that some simple, single cell organism that never developed brains STILL exist in their original primordial state from MILLIONS of years ago.

- You can see them everyday at 11am on “The View”.

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A new survey finds that just half of high school graduates plan to attend four-year college.

- They’re going to skip the whole “education” part and go straight to Protesting!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick