It’s National Underwear Day! So whether you wear Boxers or Briefs… Micro or Mini… today is the day to show off your “Underwear that’s Fun-to-Wear”!!! (I’ll admit I’m a bit of a Thong and Dance man, myself… - Just kidding!)

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THIS JUST IN… Kamala Harris has chosen Minnesota Governor Tim Walz as her Vice Presidential Running Mate… Walz is know for turning down Federal assistance during the fiery George Floyd protests, supporting sex change procedures for minors and signing a bill that gives Drivers Licenses to Illegal migrants in his state. Stay tuned…

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Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says the country should honor President Biden by adding him to Mount Rushmore.

- Wait… I thought they wanted to tear all of our Monuments down?

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Harrison Ford says accepting a role in "Captain America 4" required him to “Not care about quality" and "Just do it for the money."

- That’s the same thing I said when I accepted my role in the movie “Collision Course” with Jay Leno and Pat Morito… the movie so bad that there was a disclaimer on the Blockbuster Video that said, “If you are not satisfied with this movie… you can return it for a $2 refund”.

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According to a new poll, owning a Dog can dramatically improve a person’a overall health.

- And chances are… more stains on your carpet, too.

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Ukraine's military says it destroyed a Russian Sub over the weekend.

- In a related story… I destroyed a Beef ‘n Cheddar Sub at Arby’s on our way back from my Granddaughter, Julia’s Wedding in Charlevoix over the Weekend. Thanks for all your thoughtful comments by the way!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick