Former President Trump seemed enthused about Kamala Harris’s selection of Tim Walz as her running mate. Shortly after Kamala made the announcement… Trump put out a two word Tweet on X reading: “Thank You!”

- Not wanting to miss out on the action… Joe Biden jumped in and quickly tweeted “Biden/Harris2024 Because Democracy is on the Ballot!”

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More than $1 MILLION worth of cocaine washed up on a beach in the Florida Keys in the wake of Hurricane Debby.

- And if you think that’s a lot… just wait til later in the season when we get to “Hurricane Hunter”.

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Doug Emhoff, Kamala Harris's husband, admitted to cheating on his first wife (before he was married to Kamala) that resulted in getting his daughter’s Nanny pregnant.

- Apparently he hired the Nanny from the same “Fertile Myrtle Nanny & Maid Service” that Arnold Schwarzenegger used years ago.

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The new movie Musical about Bob Dylan, “A Complete Unknown,” is set to be released on Christmas Day.

- I feel kind of bad saying this… but I’m not sure I want to see a musical about Bob Dylan. With his raspy voice… I’m always straining to figure out what he’s singing about.

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A new scientific study suggests that overweight Cats might hold the key to understanding human obesity… Turns out, Humans and Felines have a similar Intestinal Tract that reacts the same way as people do to the food we eat.

- Especially if you eat “Frisky’s Buffet”.

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A McDonald's worker in Georgia started a fire because he thought the drive-thru was too busy.

- Then he’s obviously never been to Chick-fil-A. Longest fast-food lines of all… but also the fastest moving! They know how to get it done. PRO TIP: I read somewhere… When given the choice of two lines - Always go LEFT! Why? Most people naturally go right. It’s Human nature! Your welcome!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick