Former President Trump is sitting down with Elon Musk for an Interview set to air LIVE on X tonight. And experts say so many people are going to tune in… it’s going to “Break the Internet”.

- If it does break, I’d like to give Trump and Elon a suggestion: Call one of my Grandkids! That’s who I always call when my Internet goes down…

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A Chinese furniture company has begun producing Gorilla-shaped soafa after AI-generated photos of Gorilla-like couches started going viral on social media.

- It’s a great place to do your monkey business.

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During a sit down interview with “CBS Sunday Morning”, President Biden admitted he was pushed out of the presidential race by Democratic Party elites and specifically name-dropped former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

- Well guess who’s not getting a “World’s Greatest Former Speaker of the House” Coffee Mug for Christmas this year??

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According to a new study, washing your fruit before eating - even with soap - doesn’t remove pesticides - and the only way to guarantee your not getting any chemicals is to peel your fruit completely.

- Even Bananas??

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Delta Airlines will no longer say “Ladies and Gentlemen” during their Pre-flight Boarding Announcements at the Gate… saying some passengers find it offensive. They’re looking for something more “Gender Inclusive”.

- Here’s an idea… How about Airlines worry MORE about making sure all the doors stay closed while the plane is flying and LESS about salutations??

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Jennifer Lopez’s house-hunting spree continued this week as she toured a $22-million-dollar Beverly Hills home amid her looming divorce from Ben Affleck.

- Jen’s got a very specific list of needs… She needs a closet for her shoes, one for her purses, and one for her massive ego.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick