Now that the '24 Paris Olympics are in the Record Books... the public has spoken about what sports they're not interested in seeing again. The LEAST favorite Olympic Sport... Race Walking. With comments ranging from... "It's boring" and "Stupid" to the very direct "It's not a sport".

- I'm not trying to poo-poo their achievements... but as the pic shows, Race Walking is kinda like watching watching a group of people desperately trying to find a bathroom.

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As of this morning... More than ONE BILLION PEOPLE have listened to the conversation between Elon Musk and Donald Trump broadcast on X (formerly Twitter) last night. The event got off to a rough start when a massive cyber attack blocked the broadcast... but it went for more than two hours once it was fixed. I couldn't get on... but will be listening today. Did you hear it? What did you think?

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Musk has reached out to the Harris campaign - saying he'd love to host a similar type event with Kamala - but her campaign refused his invitation.

- I'm starting to think she doesn't want us to hear what she has to say... 🤔

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As some scientists continue to worry about the impact of Cow Flatulance on the Climate (If it's not one thing, it's an udder, I guess...) researchers in Europe now say they've come up with a more Eco-Friendly way to make Ice Cream: Horse Milk! Turns out you can "Milk Mares" and use the milk to make Ice Cream that “Kind of” tastes like the real thing.

- So... Horses don't break wind? No wonder they stampede!

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A popular Briisth TV Veterinarian says Humans may be causing a health crisis for their pets that they’re not even aware of… We could be gassing dog to death. He says 19% of dogs are terrified of the unexpected noise made by Human Flatuflence - and says it can lead to a pet that’s “edgy and nervous all the time”.

- And you thought your dog was upset because you blamed HIM for it.

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A new report says that Irish Olympian Swimmer Daniel Wiffen missed out on the closing ceremony because he was hospitalized after becoming sick with a stomach bug after swimming in the Seine River.

- This is the first time in history an Irishman has been sidelined by something he drank.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick