Just one month after Donald Trump was nearly Assassinated during a rally in Butler, PA, a Secret Service agent abandoned her post during Donald Trump's visit to North Carolina yesterday to… breastfeed her baby. She left without telling anyone and was found in a room reserved for “emergencies”.

- I think the only solace we can take from this story is that the Breastfeeding Secret Service Agent was actually a WOMAN. These days… and with this Administration… you never know.

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Millions of people in the Caribbean are bracing for the wrath of Tropical Storm Ernesto as the fifth tropical storm of 2024 barrels towards the region.

- Or as MSNBC is reporting it… “Kamala Harris Brings Joyful Rain To the Caribbean!”

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A recent report claims that the Fantasy Sports Business has grown to an $11 BILLION industry.

But the biggest Fantasy in Sports remains… The Lions making it to the Super Bowl.

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New research suggests that Mars may be drenched beneath its surface, with enough water hiding in the cracks of underground rocks to form a Global Ocean.

- If you think that’s something, wait til you hear what they found under Uranus.

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A Groom in Japan called off his arranged-wedding this week after finding out his bride-to-be was 25 his SENIOR.

- Turn’s out when the Bride said she was carrying, “Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, & Something Blue” down the aisle… the “Old” thing was HERSELF.

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Dolly Parton has announced her own makeup line called "Dolly Beauty."

- So between her music and make-up, now Dolly will be famous for TWO things! Well…. FOUR things, actually.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick