This Just In… after months of 1nvestigation, The House Oversight Committee has found that President Biden “abused his office” and “defrauded the United States to enrich his family by taking more than $27 MILLION from Foreign Entities and individuals in exchange for influence - going back to when Biden was Obama’s Vice President in 2014.

-Why the rush, guys?

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Speaking of Joe… He is scheduled to deliver the Keynote Address at the First night of the Democrat National Convention in Chicago tonight.

And as always with Joe… The “Key” will be making sure he actually reads his “Notes”.

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The Florida Health Department is advising against eating Pythons because of their high mercury content.

- Great. What So much for the Peanut Butter and Python Sandwich I planned on having for lunch this afternoon.

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In Chicago, business owners are boarding up their stores in anticipation of violent Pro-Palestinian and other protests during the convention.

-It’s so bad, the Car Jackers and Muggers are locking up their weapons so they don’t get stolen during the violence.

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While on an American Airlines flight, Ryan Seacrest’s ex was injured after she swallowed shards of plastic that were in her beverage.

- Do people not know that you’re not actually supposed to DRINK the STRAW??

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According to Variety, Netflix has finally given the green light to a new 3D-animated “Ghostbusters” series.

- I picked up the phone to get some more details on this… but I started thinkin’, “Who you gonna call?”…

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RIP… Phil Donahue… Popular TV talk show host from 1967 to 1996 and longtime husband of actress Marlo Thomas, has died after a long illness. He was 88.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick