Joe Biden “Passed the torch” to Kamala Harris in a Fiery speech last night - that was supposed to be in prime time but didn’t get underway until after 11pm. I was amazed I stayed awake for it. I was even more amazed Joe stayed awake for it. It was….. Well, what did you think??

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During an interview with CNN about her convincing Biden to step out of the race and whether or not that has left bad blood between her and her longtime friend, Nancy Pelosi confusingly said, “I did what I had to do… Sometimes you just have to take a punch for the children.”

- Not sure what that means… but it sounds like Nancy had downed a few “Kamala-politans” before picking up the microphone. 🍸🍸🍸

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With inflation continuing to eat up paychecks, 20% of Gen Zer’s - those 12 to 27 years old - say they’d be willing to cut fruits and vegetables out of their diet completely to save money.

- In fact… I’m pretty sure the 12 years old would do it for no reason at all.

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A new study reveals a startling truth: Where you live in the United States could dramatically influence whether you receive a timely diagnosis of Dementia.

- For example, if you live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue - in Washington, D.C… you’ll never officially be diagnosed with Dementia, instead they’ll say you’re “sharp as a tack”, then stab you in the back so they can have someone else apply for your job.

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During an Indian Independence celebration in NYC, Mayor Eric Adams accidentally confused India with Pakistan… but quickly took it back.

Making him an Indian Giver. Or is it a Pakistani Giver? I’m so confused… Are we even allowed to say “Indian Giver” anymore??

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Ben Affleck has signed on to star in “The Accountant 2” a follow up to his 2016 hit, “The Accountant” set to debut in 2025.

- In this go round, Ben has to outwit criminal masterminds and the FBI all while navigatgating the treacherous pitfalls of his PreNup with Jennifer Lopez!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick