This Just In... The Biden Administration has adjusted their employment numbers.. admitting they'd claimed 818,000 new jobs had been added between March of 2023 and April of 2024 that didn't actually exist.

- That's called "Cooking the Books". But... they want to remind you that they didn't cook the books on a Gas Stove!

- Speaking of jobs that "Don't actually exist"... Joe's on vacation… Again… this time in California. Does anyone know who's actually running the country right now?

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Both Michelle and Barrack Obama spoke last night at the DNC Convention in Chicago with the former First Lady urging voters to "Do Something".

- Ironically, that's what Republicans have been saying to Kamala about the Border for the last 3 1/2 years.

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The Biden/Harris Administration has appointed a new special assistant at the Nuclear Security Administration... who’s number one priority is - get ready for this - "Queering Nuclear Weapons". That's right! She says spreading the message of "Diversity, Equity and Inclusion is vital to our National Security".

-Remember the Peter Sellers movie, "Dr. Stranglove - Or How I Stopped Worrying And Learned To Love The Bomb"? Yeah… Well, I'm starting to worry again. 😳

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A billionaire in California is being accused of using construction equipment to secretly steal sand from a famous Malibu beach to use on his Private Property.

- Furious neighbors were going to draw a line in the sand at the beach… but unfortunately he’d already taken it all.

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Well… it’s official. Jennifer Lopez has officially filed for Divorce from Ben Affleck two years after the couple wed in a $400,0000 Ceremony. This will be Ben’s second divorce… and Jen’s 4th trip to the divorce attorney’s office.

- What should I get her? Is she registered for THIS divorce? I got her a toaster last time. 🤔

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Meghan Markle says her 3-year-old daughter Princess Lilibet has “found her voice.”

- Which can only mean one thing… A Two Hour "Toddler Talk" with Oprah!

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Have a great day and I'll see you back here Thursday!

-Dick