Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi spoke to the Democrat National Convention last night. But as she was walking... a piece of what appeared to be toilet paper fell out of her pant leg as she made her way to the podium.

You know Trump's gonna have a nickname for Nancy after this… My suggestion: "Two-Ply Pelosi"!

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Oprah Winfrey - who has a net worth of $3 BILLION - spoke last night... telling the packed DNC Convention about the sexism, racism and income inequality that she's faced in her life.

- I just Googled it and Oprah’s worth $3 BILLION. I didn’t realize that sexism, racism income inequality paid so well.

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A new survey finds that half of voters age 27 and under have “very little” trust in the federal government.

- Welcome to the Party, kids!

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Hunter Biden’s lawyer says that the Prosecution in Hunter Biden's upcoming Tax trail is "Trying to slime him", arguing that they are bringing in evidence specifically to “make him look bad”.

- Oh... I don't think Hunter needs any help with that.

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A California high school principal was placed on administrative leave after getting what is being described as "a lap dance" from the schools mascot during a Pep Rally attended by hundreds of students.

- On a bright note... At least he wasn't sleeping with one of his students!

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According to a new survey, a significant portion of the U.S. population feels pressure to get in shape before going on vacation.

- Not me. I just put on my "I'm With Stupid T-Shirt", jump in the car and head down to Cedar Point!

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick