Kamala Harris will be in Michigan tonight for a two-hour live stream campaign event with none other than Oprah Winfrey.

- Kamala says she really hopes, “Oprah uses her voice to help support my campaign”. TRANSLATION: “I’m hoping she gives everybody a FREE CAR in exchange for their vote.”

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A zoo in China was forced to admit that the rare breed of Pandas they had on display at their Zoo - “Panda Dogs” were actually just two Chow-Chow dogs painted black and white - after one of the fake “Bears” started panting and barking as visitors looked on.

- Wow. Usually if you want to see a “Cheap knock off from China” you have to go shopping at your nearby Dollar Store.

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This just in… Cedar Point is getting a NEW ROLLER COASTER IN 2025! Siren’s Curse, is set to open next year and is billed as North America’s “tallest, longest and fastest tilt ride”. The park is remaining tight lipped… but we do know this: Height: 160 feet. Speed: 58 mph. Duration: two minutes.

- Chances of me throwing out my back: 99%

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REO Speedwagon announced that - due to an ongoing dispute between band members - they will permanently retire from Touring in January of 2025.

- REO tried to handle their irreconcilable differences… but bottom line? “They Can’t Fight That Feeling Anymore”. (Loved that song… REO is one of the few “Rock Bands” whose music I actually enjoyed!)

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Hunters removed nearly 200 invasive Burmese pythons from the Florida Everglades during 2024’s “Florida Python Challenge” this summer.

Now that’s what I call “Draining the Swamp”.

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According to a new survey, 1 in 5 people say drinking a fresh cup of coffee is better than making love - while the other 4 say sex is better.

So apparently “Folgers in your Cup” ISN’T actually “The BEST part of waking up”.

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According to Legal experts, more and more people are leaving a big chunk of their estate to their PETS in their Will…. in addition to - or instead of - leaving it to the their children.

- Did you hear that daughters? Oh who am I kidding? Sometimes I get the feeling they don’t read this blog! 😂

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Friday!

-Dick