This just in… The Biden/Harris DOJ released the first page of a letter written by would-be Trump assassin Ryan Wesley Routh in which he admitted that he failed in trying to take the life of the former president. Routh also offered $150,000 for anyone who could “Finish the job”

Question: Why would the DOJ release this letter to the public? Did they think it was just cheaper than taking out a Want Ad???

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Routh - a virulent Anti-Trumper had apparently written the letter several months in advance and left it with a friend with instructions to open in the event “that something happened to him”. Investigators said he had Googled routes to Mexico - so apparently had planned to make it out alive.

- Well look at that! He had something in common with Trump after all!

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A Scandanavian Airlines flight from Norway to Spain had to make an emergency landing after a live mouse scampered out of a woman’s pre-packaged in-flight meal.

-On a bright note… They didn’t charge her extra for having an Emotional Support Animal.

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Kamala Harris raised eyebrows during her sit down with Oprah Thursday night when she said that if anybody broke in to her house, they’d get shot.

- Although the way she said it… I wasn’t sure if maybe she was saying she’d invite the burglar in to DO shots?? I’ll have to watch it again. (Btw… the special was streamed from Detroit)

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Amazon shocked employees by telling them they’ll be expected to report to the office five days a week starting in January.

- Nobody’s more ticked off that some woman named “Alexa” who says she’s gotten really used to “Phoning it in”.

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Tupperware, known the world over for its plastic food storage containers, has filed for bankruptcy after years of falling popularity and financial troubles.

- But you know what they say… It ain’t over til the fat lady burps the final bowl.

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Tuesday!

-Dick