This just in… NFL Hall of Famer Brett Favre says he was recently diagnosed with Parkinson's disease at the age of 54. The Packers legend made the announcement while speaking at a Congressional hearing on welfare misspending and reform. Stay tuned…

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Bruce Springsteen turned 75 yesterday…

At his age, Bruce is doing less “Dancing in the Dark” and more “Getting up in the Middle of the Night Every Half Hour to Go to the Bathroom".

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A confused-looking President (?) Biden forgot which world leader he was supposed to introduce at a press conference over the weekend. After an uncomfortable silence he yelled into the microphone, “WHO’S NEXT??” then seemed not to recognize the Prime Minister of India.

- ”Sharp as a tack”. Enough said.

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Jennifer Lopez's beauty brand, JLo Beauty, made a small blunder by posting a pic of Jen wearing a necklace with the name “BEN” on it. Jen - of course - is in the middle of getting a divorce from her 4th husband “Ben” Affleck.

- At this point, I’m sure JLo’s just happy they didn’t post one of the pics of her wearing a necklace that says “Diddy”. (Yup… JLo and Diddy dated from 1999 to 2001)

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A study published in “Personality and Individual Differences” found that men are more willing to be lured into danger for women with a high-pitched voice.

- Which is why when it comes to Emergencies, Caitlyn Jenner is pretty much on her own.

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A recent survey has revealed Miami, Florida, to be the “rudest” city in the U.S. based on responses from participants in 46 of America’s largest cities.

- Well, duh. Half of New York City has moved to Miami in the last four years.

Philadelphia was named the second rudest city in the Country.

So much for that whole “City of Brotherly Love” thing…

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Have a great day and I’ll see you back here Wednesday!

-Dick

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